500th trout; from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -494,3 +494,7 @@ thinks %s wouldn't need to dress up for Hallowe'en
 places mines beneath %s's carpets
 demands to see %s's birth certificate
 detunes %s
+dips %s in engine oil and throws them to the robo-lesbians
+abandons %s in the Sahara with only Mark Thatcher for company
+accuses %s of piracy, murder, rape, sodomy and incest, but suppresses the more serious charges
+cuts and pastes %s