drops a small hydrogen bomb on %s
curses %s unto the seventh generation
asks if %s is a man or a mouse
-questions %s's lineage
+questions the lineage of %s
accuses %s of being a goth
creeps up on %s wielding a crush emasculator
watches %s splashing around in the shallow end of the gene pool
reports %s to the RIAA
hands %s a live grenade
throws a cat at %s
-throws shoes at %s
kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
plays Britney Spears songs at %s
fills %s's ears with butter