new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1df583d8d76958009df7fee92cc4311767c2480a..7b4f37ae4adb398959df325c3956eea8f54b2fc5 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -346,3 +346,11 @@ turns %s into a newt
 signs %s up for bulk fish delivery
 picks %s's low-hanging fruit
 installs Rick Santorum in %s's bedroom
+makes it known that the prime minister has "full confidence" in %s
+collides a large haddock with %s
+attacks %s with a banana
+scraps %s
+rackmounts %s
+assaults %s with Margaret Thatcher's handbag
+LARTs %s
+bustitutes %s