new trout from jtn

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d71a92a5a0c8633e86102ba3d35b9eed1d1c1f50..75594e88eeb09ae4d9bb2f3a3db4afbce11502f8 100644 (file)
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@@ -429,7 +429,7 @@ thinks %s's village is missing its idiot
 court-martials %s
 suggests %s stick a pair of underpants on their head and pencils up their nose
 demands the source code to %s
-places four beetles in $s's bed
+places four beetles in %s's bed
 finds %s even less amusing than "your mum" jokes
 drags and drops %s
 sets the vermicious knids on %s
@@ -652,3 +652,12 @@ promises not to cancel cuts to the %s budget
 takes the sky from %s
 nerve-staples %s
 distims %s's doshes
+claims to be offended by %s and asks them to hide in a corner under a tablecloth
+trims %s
+sends %s an AOL CD
+crimps %s's bottom
+offers %s sartorial tips from Michael Portillo
+nominates %s for seedy depletion
+serves inferior fish to %s
+concretizes %s
+octofurcates %s