new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 5db1d99f1d9b95356183b96cd19e3f805a56df28..7550d2a089487e02fb0fde9dd8809a96e11f485f 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -284,3 +284,13 @@ inserts #! into %s's URL
 reimplements %s in JavaScript
 betrays %s
 disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie
+fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings
+whispers sweet business jargon in %s's ear
+steals %s's underwear and ebays it
+doesn't see a great need for %s