new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 813fc8f35f41de60a0105e5cc4d11973387653cd..753060ce1c042bac7202d9a8820c79d86dbc755e 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -525,3 +525,11 @@ toasts %s
 proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
 shortens all %s's URLs
 sends %s on a snipe hunt
+removes %s from its will
+puts banana in %s's shoe
+puts a scorpion in %s's shoe
+drives too fast then claims %s was driving
+threatens to make the sky fall on %s's head
+wonders how many ships %s's face would sink
+calls %s a melon-farmer
+puts a Tesco Value Burger in %s's bed