new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index bf055b88a920e8feaf4c9be87701eb29b927ba1b..6af61be7c71ac2d657f16ea37e2be30d27d8dde8 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -379,3 +379,18 @@ sends an albatross to disturb %s
 ebays %s, but the reserve is not met
 cancels %s's show
 unleashes a swarm of hungry midges upon %s
+accuses %s of infringing its patents
+installs a lion on %s
+recites Vogon poetry to %s
+suggests that %s sodomise a stegosaurus
+immerses %s's internet connection in treacle
+claps %s in irons
+boxes %s's ears
+dyes %s pink
+performs a citizen's arrest upon %s
+declares %s the weakest link
+declares %s the missing link
+swives %s and bombs the consequences
+drops an F-bomb on %s
+confiscates %s's property and hands it over to SOCA
+sets blue meanies on %s