new trout from Emperor

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index fc2f08c74d439c2772ddb2ce32b3cc1a4ddcc02c..67a2b2c6dbfd4b94579a51494ea3ef05083e7bd1 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -559,3 +559,13 @@ partitions %s
 proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"
 applies a spudger to %s
 practices its McKayla Maroney impressions on %s
+declares %s to be the sort of nonsense up with which it will not put
+throws a fridge at %s
+buys a pair of glasses just so that it can glare at %s over the top of them
+strip-searches %s
+places a Pickelhaube on %s's chair
+presents %s with half a moose
+assaults %s with all of its trouts at once
+invites John Major to explain the Maastricht Treaty to %s
+pokes %s with a bayonet
+trains %s with an eel