new trout from Emperor

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d250fb26c9452789d041fa2ff1cf00cb3d0a2b72..67a2b2c6dbfd4b94579a51494ea3ef05083e7bd1 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -558,3 +558,14 @@ berates %s for not paying road tax
 partitions %s
 proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"
 applies a spudger to %s
+practices its McKayla Maroney impressions on %s
+declares %s to be the sort of nonsense up with which it will not put
+throws a fridge at %s
+buys a pair of glasses just so that it can glare at %s over the top of them
+strip-searches %s
+places a Pickelhaube on %s's chair
+presents %s with half a moose
+assaults %s with all of its trouts at once
+invites John Major to explain the Maastricht Treaty to %s
+pokes %s with a bayonet
+trains %s with an eel