new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -718,3 +718,13 @@ hands %s an ominously ticking box
 breaks up the PLP to get rid of %s
 has the decency to stab %s in the front
 comes to the conclusion that %s can not do the job of prime minister
+builds a high wall around %s, then invoices them for construction costs
+posts %s's top
+posts %s's bottom
+thinks %s has the right grasp of nuance and fact to do well in UKIP
+holds a referendum on whether %s should leave #chiark
+invites Ken Livingstone to speak in defence of %s
+plays Freebird at %s
+locks %s in a room until they can play Freebird on Expert
+replaces %s's computer's startup chime with Freebird
+tests %s for bear-resistance