Merge branch 'master' of /home/matthew/programming/irc/bot/

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -152,7 +152,6 @@ compiles %s with -trigraphs
 compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
 turns %s into dogfood
 ><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
 gently taps %s with a menhir
 invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund
 plays the viola at %s
@@ -174,3 +173,20 @@ migrates all %s's email to Microsoft Exchange
 puts all %s's computers behind NAT
 punches %s
 affixes live crocodiles to %s
+tortures %s with the collected bad puns of #chiark
+signs %s up for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation choir
+deports %s
+thinks %s is even less relevant than Nick Clegg
+forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
+sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
+rains she-trolls down upon %s
+rains wheelbarrows on %s
+hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
+has %s transported to Botany Bay
+petitions the PM to abolish %s
+sneezes all over %s
+speculatively executes %s
+screams and leaps at %s
+hits %s with a cockatrice corpse
+sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand
+gives %s a hard stare