removes %s from its Christmas card list
bulldozes %s's house
clobbers %s
-thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley
distributes poisson in %s's direction
poisons %s
requests that some friendly bombs fall on %s
folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of nothing
discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools
decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout
+cleans %s's clock
+asks %s to quit their jibber-jabber