new trout from Emperor

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index f288b0064dbbf45307fa7c7e8aa99be4418d480c..4e79aae7dc450ec04bcc5ee8ba23aceffede47ef 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -570,3 +570,8 @@ invites John Major to explain the Maastricht Treaty to %s
 pokes %s with a bayonet
 trains %s with an eel
 drinks %s's milkshake
+prints 32767 copies of the Windows Printer Test Page just for %s
+measures %s up for a casket
+appoints %s drummer for Spinal Tap
+will proclaim %s's faults
+inserts a cuddly trout into %s's pizza