new trout from Emperor

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 46778a94e40df8704162a52727eece26a4e53acd..4e79aae7dc450ec04bcc5ee8ba23aceffede47ef 100644 (file)
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@@ -424,7 +424,6 @@ bricks %s up without a cask of Amontillado
 marries %s just so it can cheat on them
 lobs bricks at %s
 nuisance-calls %s
-belms at %s
 inserts %s into a tin of shoe polish
 thinks %s's village is missing its idiot
 court-martials %s
@@ -547,3 +546,32 @@ taxes %s
 throws a triangular flapjack at %s
 burns %s's bridges
 hides %s's towel
+tells %s about Roko's Basilisk
+covers %s in bees
+sets a Mongol horde upon %s
+signs up %s for the next Christmas production in Ambridge
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 trout salute
+pills %s
+sends %s a UKIP application form and some green ink
+berates %s for not paying road tax
+partitions %s
+proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"
+applies a spudger to %s
+practices its McKayla Maroney impressions on %s
+declares %s to be the sort of nonsense up with which it will not put
+throws a fridge at %s
+buys a pair of glasses just so that it can glare at %s over the top of them
+strip-searches %s
+places a Pickelhaube on %s's chair
+presents %s with half a moose
+assaults %s with all of its trouts at once
+invites John Major to explain the Maastricht Treaty to %s
+pokes %s with a bayonet
+trains %s with an eel
+drinks %s's milkshake
+prints 32767 copies of the Windows Printer Test Page just for %s
+measures %s up for a casket
+appoints %s drummer for Spinal Tap
+will proclaim %s's faults
+inserts a cuddly trout into %s's pizza