new flirt from rejs (alleged to work on Capuchin monkeys)

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -648,3 +648,13 @@ decorates %s with heavy-metal umlauts
 calls %s a pleb, then denies ever having done so
 changes %s's ringtone to "Agadoo"
 showers %s in unexpected raisins
+promises not to cancel cuts to the %s budget
+takes the sky from %s
+nerve-staples %s
+distims %s's doshes
+claims to be offended by %s and asks them to hide in a corner under a tablecloth
+trims %s
+sends %s an AOL CD
+crimps %s's bottom
+offers %s sartorial tips from Michael Portillo
+nominates %s for seedy depletion