make twit less chatty to stdout

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1c1391e5a2ea2f3c49d2f0d9841c78085c2e5280..46778a94e40df8704162a52727eece26a4e53acd 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -532,3 +532,18 @@ drives too fast then claims %s was driving
 threatens to make the sky fall on %s's head
 wonders how many ships %s's face would sink
 calls %s a melon-farmer
+puts a Tesco Value Burger in %s's bed
+considers %s right but repulsive
+kicks %s's ass
+reads the comments to %s
+undefines %s
+pixelates %s
+puts a tarantula in %s's bath
+invites the Blame Cube to %s's party
+dusts %s
+installs Windows Vista on %s's computer
+installs Windows ME on %s's computer
+taxes %s
+throws a triangular flapjack at %s
+burns %s's bridges
+hides %s's towel