new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -584,3 +584,9 @@ gets Jony Ive to redecorate %s's house
 shuts down all "inessential" government activities and blames it on %s
 refuses to raise %s's debt ceiling
 gives %s a reminder to call the vet
+stores %s in a cool dark place, away from strong odours
+compares %s to the null trout
+folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of nothing
+discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools
+decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout
+cleans %s's clock