new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 32e812759b376b8128cde60563e70e7ad67f9403..408e3e299199af6bb1ff5dfc9717f09aaf694180 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -587,3 +587,6 @@ gives %s a reminder to call the vet
 stores %s in a cool dark place, away from strong odours
 compares %s to the null trout
 folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of nothing
+discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools
+decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout
+cleans %s's clock