new slash from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 2a4a0822f60f108d0ab5b17c809b77014e88efc2..408e3e299199af6bb1ff5dfc9717f09aaf694180 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -585,3 +585,8 @@ shuts down all "inessential" government activities and blames it on %s
 refuses to raise %s's debt ceiling
 gives %s a reminder to call the vet
 stores %s in a cool dark place, away from strong odours
+compares %s to the null trout
+folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of nothing
+discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools
+decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout
+cleans %s's clock