new flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -495,3 +495,13 @@ places mines beneath %s's carpets
 demands to see %s's birth certificate
 detunes %s
 dips %s in engine oil and throws them to the robo-lesbians
+abandons %s in the Sahara with only Mark Thatcher for company
+accuses %s of piracy, murder, rape, sodomy and incest, but suppresses the more serious charges
+cuts and pastes %s
+plays the birdie song to %s for a couple of weeks
+mutes %s
+misgenders %s
+granulates %s
+removes %s from its Christmas card list
+bulldozes %s's house
+clobbers %s