causes %s to have acute razor burn.
places the fleas of a thousand camels in %s's armpit.
sticks %s's head on a spike.
+brings %s's haddock to paddock
+breaks %s up for spare parts
+tags %s as 'wontfix'
+tags %s as 'obsolete'
+boils %s up for glue
+nails %s into a barrel and pushes them over Niagra Falls