new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -252,3 +252,7 @@ books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
 rmgroups %s
 compresses %s
 stamps on all %s's toys
+sends %s's phone number to twenty double glazing salespeople
+immerses %s's genitals in boiling oil
+writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
+treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture