new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -249,3 +249,10 @@ buries %s in elephant dung
 'accidentally' steps on %s's toes
 puts laxatives in %s's chocolate
 books %s on a holiday in Fukushima
+rmgroups %s
+compresses %s
+stamps on all %s's toys
+sends %s's phone number to twenty double glazing salespeople
+immerses %s's genitals in boiling oil
+writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
+treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture