new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -177,3 +177,12 @@ affixes live crocodiles to %s
 tortures %s with the collected bad puns of #chiark
 signs %s up for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation choir
 deports %s
+thinks %s is even less relevant than Nick Clegg
+forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
+sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
+rains she-trolls down upon %s
+rains wheelbarrows on %s
+nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
+hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
+has %s transported to Botany Bay
+petitions the PM to abolish %s