new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index e236f40864f254e40deb685dc97f1db57c71065d..29e860248ab90b6e3d3b8e3f39b9a45a81b75f10 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -281,3 +281,20 @@ sends %s a SIGKILL
 rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
 unleashes 500 bears on %s
 inserts #! into %s's URL
+reimplements %s in JavaScript
+betrays %s
+disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie
+fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings
+whispers sweet business jargon in %s's ear
+steals %s's underwear and ebays it
+doesn't see a great need for %s
+edits %s's pants
+posts %s a French letter (used)
+substitutes a Trabant for %s's usual transport
+abolishes %s's human rights