new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 6be06c017a74ec15b4f887c04d895ae74ece8797..29e860248ab90b6e3d3b8e3f39b9a45a81b75f10 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -275,3 +275,26 @@ forces %s to sit through a week of compliance training
 blames %s
 challenges %s to a duel
 removes %'s atoms
+removes %'s electrons
+sends %s a SIGINT
+sends %s a SIGKILL
+rents %s's skull to a hermit crab
+unleashes 500 bears on %s
+inserts #! into %s's URL
+reimplements %s in JavaScript
+betrays %s
+disproves %s
+goes to war with %s
+declines %s
+explains the joke to %s at great length
+steals %s's name
+spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie
+fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings
+whispers sweet business jargon in %s's ear
+steals %s's underwear and ebays it
+doesn't see a great need for %s
+edits %s's pants
+posts %s a French letter (used)
+substitutes a Trabant for %s's usual transport
+abolishes %s's human rights