new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -289,3 +289,12 @@ declines %s
 explains the joke to %s at great length
 steals %s's name
 spatchcocks %s
+offers %s a role in its new snuff movie
+fills %s's schedule with pointless meetings
+whispers sweet business jargon in %s's ear
+steals %s's underwear and ebays it
+doesn't see a great need for %s
+edits %s's pants
+posts %s a French letter (used)
+substitutes a Trabant for %s's usual transport
+abolishes %s's human rights