add a note about the broken "define" code

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 397494a16b42890f87790f97d9532d89bd19fc5e..240729aed8139011973cd139325e497cd49c68d0 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -256,3 +256,11 @@ sends %s's phone number to twenty double glazing salespeople
 immerses %s's genitals in boiling oil
 writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
 treats %s to 30,000 words on blancmange in popular culture
+vandalises %s's wikipedia entry
+adds #! /usr/bin/perl to the top of %s's python scripts
+pen-tests %s
+steals %s's vital bodily fluids
+hides a bomb in %s's cornflakes
+replaces %s's files with zalgo
+corrupts %s's DNA
+lies in wait for %s with a taser, some rubber tubing and a hacksaw