new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 29095ce7724f441e6f271158ee7fb0b8713408e3..2387e44090e0bf270b7d538e5e6f781005b41bae 100644 (file)
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -424,7 +424,6 @@ bricks %s up without a cask of Amontillado
 marries %s just so it can cheat on them
 lobs bricks at %s
 nuisance-calls %s
-belms at %s
 inserts %s into a tin of shoe polish
 thinks %s's village is missing its idiot
 court-martials %s
@@ -545,3 +544,16 @@ installs Windows Vista on %s's computer
 installs Windows ME on %s's computer
 taxes %s
 throws a triangular flapjack at %s
+burns %s's bridges
+hides %s's towel
+tells %s about Roko's Basilisk
+covers %s in bees
+sets a Mongol horde upon %s
+signs up %s for the next Christmas production in Ambridge
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 trout salute
+pills %s
+sends %s a UKIP application form and some green ink
+berates %s for not paying road tax
+partitions %s
+proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"