new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1c1391e5a2ea2f3c49d2f0d9841c78085c2e5280..2387e44090e0bf270b7d538e5e6f781005b41bae 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -424,7 +424,6 @@ bricks %s up without a cask of Amontillado
 marries %s just so it can cheat on them
 lobs bricks at %s
 nuisance-calls %s
-belms at %s
 inserts %s into a tin of shoe polish
 thinks %s's village is missing its idiot
 court-martials %s
@@ -532,3 +531,29 @@ drives too fast then claims %s was driving
 threatens to make the sky fall on %s's head
 wonders how many ships %s's face would sink
 calls %s a melon-farmer
+puts a Tesco Value Burger in %s's bed
+considers %s right but repulsive
+kicks %s's ass
+reads the comments to %s
+undefines %s
+pixelates %s
+puts a tarantula in %s's bath
+invites the Blame Cube to %s's party
+dusts %s
+installs Windows Vista on %s's computer
+installs Windows ME on %s's computer
+taxes %s
+throws a triangular flapjack at %s
+burns %s's bridges
+hides %s's towel
+tells %s about Roko's Basilisk
+covers %s in bees
+sets a Mongol horde upon %s
+signs up %s for the next Christmas production in Ambridge
+gives %s a cookie
+thinks %s deserves a 21 trout salute
+pills %s
+sends %s a UKIP application form and some green ink
+berates %s for not paying road tax
+partitions %s
+proclaims "%s est omnis divisa in partes tres"