compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
turns %s into dogfood
><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
gently taps %s with a menhir
invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund
plays the viola at %s
speculatively executes %s
screams and leaps at %s
hits %s with a cockatrice corpse
+sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand