new trouts and flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1ae57a71eb533c986be3877c912caddfcf480085..21c6c587083d9bbbf0d320e654ed03755310dd35 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -234,3 +234,10 @@ glues %s's ears together
 nails %s's beak to the bar
 puts lizards in %s's bed
 rebases %s
+sends %s a red nose
+hides a porcupine in %s's bed
+forces %s to listen to Gaddafi's greatest speeches
+feeds %s drugs and waits for the Revolution
+inserts a lemon into %s
+irradiates %s
+exposes %s to ebola