new flirt from Emperor (apropos remarks made about a cyclist)

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 3fc1328d72278d9ce5dbec22ef7b0358a4a98f4c..21666c1010d17dd93db1701eebb7c590dde7745f 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -806,3 +806,16 @@ tells Cambridge Analytica everything it knows about %s
 shrinks %s's head
 sets %s's snails on fire
 drops the Tsar Bomba on %s
+repeatedly emails %s about its Troutcoin ICO
+thwaps %s with IWJ's five-mile-long trout of deprecation
+offers %s support via an award-winning ITSM implementation
+forces %s to download its new trout app
+refactors %s's head
+censors %s's cake
+repeatedly violates the First Law of Robotics where %s is concerned
+sets up a virtual private trout for %s
+moves %s aside and applies gzip -9
+uuencodes %s
+trees %s
+sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest
+attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear