new flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index b5800181c74ebe876dba7160a17f64f8370dfa6f..1f7d1eddcc6ac326e2caa4515e2b326ebc85f0c7 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -302,3 +302,7 @@ offers %s the job of Home Secretary
 attacks %s with Ewoks
 irons %s
 runs %s over with a SIGBUS
+ties %s to a sheep and then blows it up
+ties %s to a sheep
+locks %s in a room with a bottle of whisky and a loaded pistol
+beats %s with a SIGPIPE