new flirts from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0b5f998cfe2184d01964da02b4516e240f70ac08..1f7d1eddcc6ac326e2caa4515e2b326ebc85f0c7 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -297,3 +297,12 @@ doesn't see a great need for %s
 edits %s's pants
 posts %s a French letter (used)
 substitutes a Trabant for %s's usual transport
+abolishes %s's human rights
+offers %s the job of Home Secretary
+attacks %s with Ewoks
+irons %s
+runs %s over with a SIGBUS
+ties %s to a sheep and then blows it up
+ties %s to a sheep
+locks %s in a room with a bottle of whisky and a loaded pistol
+beats %s with a SIGPIPE