new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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+++ b/trouts
@@ -221,3 +221,16 @@ expunges %s
 exiles %s to Siberia
 replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
 triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
+sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips
+makes a two-fingered gesture at %s
+downgrades %s
+shops %s to the Coalition For Neural Purity
+cleans the toilets with %s
+slurps %s's brains out through their nose
+glues %s's ears together
+nails %s's beak to the bar
+puts lizards in %s's bed
+rebases %s