new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index ed68f35c6f12989c907089abed38514231282dcb..181aed445960eeae7ca2a13caf6e4deee8647fc4 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -219,3 +219,8 @@ synchronizes %s with /dev/null
 pushes %s into a ditch
 expunges %s
 exiles %s to Siberia
+replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon