new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -210,3 +210,17 @@ reads the Eye of Argon to %s
 traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
 pops a cap in %s's ass
 spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
+throws %s's eye across a crowded room
+proves %s equivalent to the halting problem
+writes '%s' on an ostrakon
+synchronizes %s with /dev/null
+pushes %s into a ditch
+expunges %s
+exiles %s to Siberia
+replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon