sends the Go Compare man to sing at %s
sets a band of Russian meerkats on %s
sends %s orienteering with only Apple Maps as a navigation aid
-blacklists %s
remixes %s into a Youtube sensation
throws a shoe at %s
feeds %s to the lampreys
shaves %s
volunteers %s for a position as gladiator at the Colosseum
freezes %s in carbonite
-applies a tramp stamp to %s
toasts %s
proves to a UN inspector that %s is "beyond use"
shortens all %s's URLs
converts %s into paperclips
hijacks %s's brain for Dogecoin mining
flattens, circularises and covers %s in cheese
+throws a cloth over %s's cage
+loses %s
+subjects %s to public inquiry
+buries %s in soft peat for three months
+sends %s a letter ordering them to leave the country ASAP
+threatens to overrule %s
+assaults %s in some inventive manner, then requests feedback on their trouting experience
+proposes the motion "This channel has no confidence in %s"
+chains %s to a block
+caches %s's thumbnails
+drops six kilotonnes of Marmite on %s
+cocks a snook at %s
+melts %s down
+deletes %s's microbiome
+sasses %s
+steals %s's mojo
+steals %s's mojito
+harshes %s's vibe
+gives %s negative-utility cake
+converts all %s's money into Botcoin
+fills %s's car with frozen iguanas
+stashes acorns throughout %s's favoured means of transport
+bowdlerises %s
+abates %s's coat of arms
+banishes %s
+hands %s a <pred> T-shirt
+tells Cambridge Analytica everything it knows about %s
+shrinks %s's head
+sets %s's snails on fire
+drops the Tsar Bomba on %s
+repeatedly emails %s about its Troutcoin ICO
+thwaps %s with IWJ's five-mile-long trout of deprecation
+offers %s support via an award-winning ITSM implementation
+forces %s to download its new trout app
+refactors %s's head
+censors %s's cake
+repeatedly violates the First Law of Robotics where %s is concerned
+sets up a virtual private trout for %s
+moves %s aside and applies gzip -9
+uuencodes %s
+trees %s
+sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest
+attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear
+sets up %s the bomb
+delivers unexploded ordnance to %s
+fills %s's boot with durian
+installs a Java VM inside %s's head
+shoots %s's screen
+inserts %s into a trout
+sends %s to stderr
+immerses %s in fifty thousand gallons of grout
+suggests %s draw eyes on an empty ice cream tub and wear it on their head
+sends %s an HTML-only trout
+conceals a small black hole in %s's sock drawer
+implements %s in C
+approves %s very slowly if at all
+puts a bollard up %s's sump
+resurrects its favourite trout Antonella and slaps %s with it
+plays slap bass with %s
+clips %s's wings
+sends %s on a camping trip to Isla Sorna
+sets 30-50 feral hogs loose in %s's yard
+zero-pads %s
+wraps %s in JSON
+sticks "%s" in air quotes
+shares a point with %s
+makes a one-fingered gesture at %s
+gives %s a three-fingered salute
+invites %s to climb a fish ladder
+replaces %s's keyboard with an Enigma machine
+s/%s//g
+containerises %s
+recalls %s
+folds %s into a paper bag and waits for them to organise their way out of it
+sends a fully armed battalion to remind %s of its love
+belabours %s with a 500-year-old prestigious sturgeon
+sends the fish van to visit %s
+side-loads a trout onto %s
+hires out a trout to appear on %s's Zoom call
+changes %s's name to "Salmon"
+sneaks onto %s's roof in the middle of the night and leaves an Austin Seven there
+violates international law in its treatment of %s, but only in a limited and specific way
+convinces %s that it's not a robot
+thwacks %s with a humuhumunukunukuapua'a
+places a hard customs border around %s
+asks whether %s saw the memo about using the new cover sheets on the TPS reports
+replaces %s's toothbrush with a cactus
+hires a plane to drop 35,000 fish on %s
+mints an NFT of %s, but it only fetches £1.50
+defiles the grave of %s
+throws the fishbook at %s
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff