new trout from rjk (ref Alt-J song)

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -741,3 +741,14 @@ hits %s with a frozen trout
 audits %s
 sits on %s's Jimmy Shands
 gets a toddler to shoot %s every week for 2 years
+tests whether %s dissolves in aqua regia
+marks %s's books
+reminds %s that trout means trout
+has %s impeached
+comments out %s
+decides that, from a distance, %s resembles flies
+places an elephant in %s's room
+accuses %s of violating the rule of tincture
+places %s in its basket of deplorables
+botsplains the topic to %s
+holds %s down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks