new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 56026c3cc63fe292db66e3fc2bbddb83bfe6a2f9..148ed1f3a570304b4b762e55d954ad50f3f93c7a 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -821,3 +821,12 @@ sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest
 attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear
 sets up %s the bomb
 delivers unexploded ordnance to %s
+fills %s's boot with durian
+installs a Java VM inside %s's head
+shoots %s's screen
+inserts %s into a trout
+sends %s to stderr
+immerses %s in fifty thousand gallons of grout
+suggests %s draw eyes on an empty ice cream tub and wear it on their head
+sends %s an HTML-only trout
+conceals a small black hole in %s's sock drawer