new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 21666c1010d17dd93db1701eebb7c590dde7745f..148ed1f3a570304b4b762e55d954ad50f3f93c7a 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -819,3 +819,14 @@ uuencodes %s
 trees %s
 sticks %s's genitals in a wasp nest
 attempts to cook a trout in %s's underwear
+sets up %s the bomb
+delivers unexploded ordnance to %s
+fills %s's boot with durian
+installs a Java VM inside %s's head
+shoots %s's screen
+inserts %s into a trout
+sends %s to stderr
+immerses %s in fifty thousand gallons of grout
+suggests %s draw eyes on an empty ice cream tub and wear it on their head
+sends %s an HTML-only trout
+conceals a small black hole in %s's sock drawer