new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -198,3 +198,13 @@ puts potato eyes down %s's shirt
 invites the Shame Orb to %s's party
 recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s
 flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
+buggers a weasel with %s
+posts %s a bobcat
+disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs