new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -201,3 +201,10 @@ flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
 buggers a weasel with %s
 posts %s a bobcat
 disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs