new trout from mdw

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index dd374c3270f56808308d2d294c82db2d4bb80a1e..11d4d7ec3c5cb0b1dd6101da80599b2d359bd1d2 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -609,3 +609,9 @@ optimises %s to a NOP
 causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
 multiplies %s by zero
 divides %s by zero
+declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
+grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen
+makes kittens illegal just to annoy %s
+books the WBC to protest %s's funeral
+ditches %s's skin