new trout from mdw

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 1d95414d9e48153e4858d91109495281c888625a..11d4d7ec3c5cb0b1dd6101da80599b2d359bd1d2 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -603,3 +603,15 @@ mails %s two hemispheres of plutonium and assembly instructions
 makes %s a plutonium omelette
 punishment-passes %s
 poisons %s's last Rolo
+forces %s to model the Sarah Lund knitwear collection
+leaves %s a card claiming that fish delivery was attempted but they were out
+optimises %s to a NOP
+causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
+multiplies %s by zero
+divides %s by zero
+declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
+grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen
+makes kittens illegal just to annoy %s
+books the WBC to protest %s's funeral
+ditches %s's skin