thinks %s is comparable to iprocurement at its best
defenestrates %s
suggests %s re-installs Windows
-winders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again
+wonders if %s has tried turning it off and then back on again
sticks %s's head in a pig
dices %s and jumps up and down on the bits
reboots %s to apply patches
throws a bucket of sprats at %s
hurls anchovies at %s
covers %s in eels
+migrates all %s's email to Microsoft Exchange