New trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -728,3 +728,15 @@ plays Freebird at %s
 locks %s in a room until they can play Freebird on Expert
 replaces %s's computer's startup chime with Freebird
 tests %s for bear-resistance
+calls for a referendum on %sexit
+lets loose a kea in %s's office
+dispatches an ambassador to deliver a tun of treasure to %s
+is going to have to visit Billingsgate before it can deal with %s
+slaps %s with a guppy, on the grounds that they're too insignificant to merit a bigger fish
+tests experimentally whether giant squid eat %s
+suspects %s lacks sufficient intelligence to find their way out of a Klein bottle
+replaces all of %s's music with copies of Schubert's quintet in A major for piano and strings
+trout-rolls %s
+hits %s with a frozen trout
+audits %s
+sits on %s's Jimmy Shands