flirts from anon

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -141,3 +141,16 @@ lands a TARDIS on %s
 practises acupuncture on %s
 rugby-tackles %s to the ground
 passes %s the underpants of shame
+removes %s's willy with a chainsaw
+throws a custard pie at %s
+violates %s's mind (and body) with the Necronomicon
+applies TCP_CORK to %s
+performs a capsaicin enema upon %s.
+rejects %s in favour of the null hypothesis.
+had %s's mum. She cried out their name!
+makes %s illegal.
+compiles %s with -trigraphs
+compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
+turns %s into dogfood
+><>s %s
+sets %s and robhu up on a blind date