more trouts; also make the telling chance only 10% again

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -4,3 +4,44 @@ sacrifices %s to dark gods.
 bites his thumb at %s.
 replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
 takes off and nukes %s from orbit
 bites his thumb at %s.
 replaces %s with a 2-line shell script
 takes off and nukes %s from orbit

+treats %s with the contempt they deserve
+grumbles sonorously at %s
+offers %s a one way ticket to Mars
+decapitates %s
+slaps %s with a wet haddock
+plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
+lands a minke whale on %s
+inverts %s
+sends %s to Cuba
+searches frantically for %s's brain
+introduces %s to their antimatter twin
+opens a trapdoor under %s
+lands a 10 ton weight on %s
+pokes %s with a spoon
+hits %s with a squeaky hammer
+wonders if %s has a return-to-base warranty
+mutters darkly about %s
+thwaps %s unimaginatively
+staples %s to Gordon Brown's nose
+growls at %s
+catapults %s over the Atlantic
+replaces %s with a papier mache replica
+attaches an extra three noses to %s
+eviscerates %s with a trowel
+anihilates %s
+wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
+removes %s from the gene pool
+performs a lube-less rectal on %s
+uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
+thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
+plays basketball with %s's head
+drops %s down a deep well
+suggests to %s that suicide would be the honourable thing to do
+covers %s in blancmange
+napalms %s
+finds %s particularly irksome
+feeds %s to his pet dog
+reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
+thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
+wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
+